Get Ordained By The Heavy Metal Church!

Heavy Metal Church is now offering CERTIFIED Ordainment from the State of Ohio and MOST of the United States! 
 
WHAT YOU GET:
 
1. Official Ordainment Certificate from the State of Ohio, through The First Heavy Metal Church of Christ along with 5 books to ensure you know what you are doing WITH CONFIDENCE! The books include:
 
•  Hospital Visits Guide – Get unique tips, scriptures, and prayers for emergency room visits and ministering to the sick.
• Funerals Guide – Quickly access funeral sermon outlines, comforting prayers, and practical tips for funeral prep.
• Weddings Guide – Feel confident with helpful wedding ceremony outlines, rehearsal tips, and wedding prep checklists.
• Communion Guide – Make communion special with powerful scriptures, prayers, and meditations. You'll also get tips for communion guidelines in specific settings.
• Faith & Baptism Guide  – Discover practical baptism tips and proven ways to share the good news personally and also extend an invitation to baptism.
 
2. CLERGY rear view mirror hanger for FREE PARKING on any city street with a parking meter. 
 
3. 1 copy of the METAL BIBLE.
 
4. 1 telephone conference to walk you through EVERYTHING and to answer any questions that you may have. (Please have a pen and paper ready or download a free app to record the conversation) 
 
5. Laminated 8x11 Wedding Vow Sheets with name lines left blank so that you can use them again and again with a dry-erase marker.  These vows are a romantic homerun that Pastor Brian composed and uses for all of his weddings. (Dry Erase Marker Not Included)
 
6. Heavy Metal Church Outreach Materials to display at your events for evangelism.
 
All of this for only $299.95 (Psssst----You will make this back on 1.5 formal weddings or 2 casual weddings! 
 
INTERESTED? Email Bsmith@HeavyMetalChurch.Com for the application and next step!